United Warriors v Glenmore Cricket Club Glenmore Taverners on Fri 10 Aug 2012 at 6pm
Glenmore Cricket Club Lost by 12 runs

Match report Taverners’ most-depreciated and self-deprecating batting asset carted a dis-believing Warriors rabble for a lifetime-best 31 n.o. last Friday.

MacPherson’s Lament had nothing on Neil Honess whingeing his way into form as Taverners so nearly confounded the Warriors, just failing to chase their large total at Inland Small.

“We might be 54-for-1-off-7-chasing-175, but it’ll soon be for-2, mark my words.”

“Why is the Captain putting me in at 3? How about 8? It’s my season aggregate.”

“I just close my eyes, swing across it (sic.) and wait for the death-rattle.”

“Once I scored 29 or 30- it was the 33rd division of Essex Uni Co-ed House League”

Teaming with the effortless batting of Ferns and his dismissive single-handed FrenchCricket clips, Honest Neil toyed with his fasting foes, forcing a new record for fielders removing their trousers in a 20 over game.

Later, with the August dusk rushing into Moustache Pete’s, there was the refreshing sight of Honess holding forth at the head of Tavs table - a changed man, at least for now.

But you’re sorely needed back as the Old Self, Neil-bhai! With Robbo in the wickets and making 50s, Beaumont busy being bowled by beauties, and just fleeting evening memories of Stick, you’re Tavs' man to carry the Pommie torch.

That’s right, the one with the dead batteries.

- Tony Pasternak, August 2012

United Warriors Batting
Player name RunsMB4s6sSR
for 5 wickets
175 (20.0 overs)

Glenmore Cricket Club Glenmore Taverners Bowling

Player NameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
No records to display.

Glenmore Cricket Club Glenmore Taverners Batting
Player Name RMB4s6sSRCatchesStumpingsRun outs
for 3 wickets
Anil Joshi Not Out  33 17 4 1 194.12
Gurvinder Ahuja ct  b Kamar 20 23 2 86.96
Andrew Ferns Not Out  33 26 4 126.92
Neil Honess Not Out  30 28 3 107.14
Jonathan Smith ct  b Van 17 10 1 170.0
Tony Pasternak ct  b Van 10 9 111.11
Brijesh (Bijju) Mohankumar Not Out  0
Rob Butler  
Alexander Robertson  
Jim Irani  
Dr. Ron Jadusingh  

United Warriors Bowling

Player nameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy

  • Umpire :
    No neutral Umpires
  • Scorer :
    H. (Moran) Smith
Photos and video of United Warriors v Glenmore Cricket Club Glenmore Taverners on Fri 10 Aug 2012 at 6pm

Jim bowling

Jon Smith

Tony keeping

Tavs celebrate a wicket

Gurvinder bowling

Alex and Jim

Tony & his shoes

Anil cuts

Gurv sweeps

Anil & Gurv

Anil drives

Gurv square drive

Anil flick

Boys practicing

Anil defends

Anil six

Gurvinder attacks

Drew defends

Drew attacks

Neil attacks

Andrew Ferns

Neil drives

Drew four

Neil four

Eyes wide shut

Drew Ferns

Drew pull

Neil wears one

Neil cut

Running between the wicket

Neil gets to 30

Skipper gives Neil his congrats

Neil celebrates

Drew reaches 30

Neil & Drew embrace

Smith cuts

Smithy practice shots

Smithy straight drive

Tony attacks

Smithy pulls

Tony cuts

Tony drives

Jon pulls

Tony sweeps

Smithy six

Smithy out

Tony out